Life Is A Beach......

Driftwoods Saturday so far....

Sat, 21 Jul 2007 15:00:19 +0200

Been to work, nothing eventful happened there, BUT.......
On the way there I saw a dwarf, you don't see many dwarfs (or should that be dwarves?) do you?
Unless of course you work in a circus or in a stage production of charlie and the chocolate factory or the wizard of Oz
On the way home from work I saw a PAIR of dwarfs/dwarves!!!! Holding hands, they were a couple

To me, to see three different dwarfs/dwarves in one day is something to mention.

Nothing much else to report so that's it for now

Regards,Drift

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LOL watch this.....

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 22:07:23 +0200

OK heres the teaser lol....

but here is the funny bit... enjoy lol...

Regards, Drift

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Eliminate CHAVS, my solution.........

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:01:13 +0200

On our estate there is on road in with courts leading off it then a dead end with an alleyway.
We get chavs riding a fucking mini-moto thing up and down the road.
The police come, sirens blazing and the chavs simply ride down the alleyway cos the police car cant follow them.
Here's an idea.. DONT put on your fooking sirens and alert them and DO have another car at the end of the alley!
Jeez it aint fucking rocket science is it????
Then they will catch em and confiscate the mini-moto that they bought with their ~~fucking dole money~~ hard earned wages.

Well here is my solution to get rid of Chavs.....

Line em up and shoot them, charge an entrance fee to watch and use the proceeds to take the (now not-scared to leave their house) old-folk out for a treat

Win win situation, plus think of all the lifetime of dole money saved too

Contreversial, maybe.
Practical, yes!!!
Regards.Drift

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If I want a mobile phone I will get one jeeez!!!

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:26:30 +0200

If one more fucking telesales person from India or wherever rings me offering a new mobile phone I will SCREAM.
I find my own deals that are the best for me, don't ring me on the off chance that the script you are reading from will entice me ffs!!! It will not :-[" class="middle" border="0">
When I tell you I have an 18 month contract do NOT ask me how much I pay and how you are sooooo much cheaper.
Read the reply to this in your script...
"Piss off"

Regards,Drift

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Does it being sunny make you happier???

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:03:49 +0200

It does me
And most people I meet too!!!
OK you get people that are fucking miserable as shit no matter what but in general I think the weather DOES alter moods!

EEEKKK in a sort of reverse twang, maybe if you work indoors like somewhere really hot *like a bakery/dry-cleaners/smelting factory* the hot weather makes it worse and gives you the hump!!!

My view......
If you are cold, dont fucking whinge, put some more clothes on!!!!!
If you are hot, strip a bit, strip again,,,, when you can strip no more WHINGE you are hot1

But be careful with the phrase I am hot cos some men (not me ) may take it the wrong way lol
Be lucky, Drift

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I have had a brainwave......

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:38:26 +0200

If I actually post something that people may want to read ,they may read it and feel a "need" to leave a comment!
*makes a mental note*
OK here goes......

I had a list of housework to do left for me.
I have done NONE cos I have been setting up this blog.
I will be forgiven right????
I hear a chorus of no!!!!!
Will do the housework in a bit, only takes five minutes don't it
If I am not back later my better half has killed me.
Killed me dead like it says on the Domestos (tm) adverts
Got work to do lol,
Drift

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Hello Everyone!!!!

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:14:10 +0200

Hello blogland

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Testing testing

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:48:40 +0200

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