If one more fucking telesales person from India or wherever rings me offering a new mobile phone I will SCREAM.
I find my own deals that are the best for me, don't ring me on the off chance that the script you are reading from will entice me ffs!!! It will not 
When I tell you I have an 18 month contract do NOT ask me how much I pay and how you are sooooo much cheaper.
Read the reply to this in your script...
"Piss off"
Regards,Drift
