On our estate there is on road in with courts leading off it then a dead end with an alleyway.
We get chavs riding a fucking mini-moto thing up and down the road.
The police come, sirens blazing and the chavs simply ride down the alleyway cos the police car cant follow them.
Here's an idea.. DONT put on your fooking sirens and alert them and DO have another car at the end of the alley!
Jeez it aint fucking rocket science is it????
Then they will catch em and confiscate the mini-moto that they bought with their fucking dole money hard earned wages.
Well here is my solution to get rid of Chavs.....
Line em up and shoot them, charge an entrance fee to watch and use the proceeds to take the (now not-scared to leave their house) old-folk out for a treat 
Win win situation, plus think of all the lifetime of dole money saved too 
Contreversial, maybe.
Practical, yes!!! 
Regards.Drift
Is we a tad cross?